lesbiantheoryofvalue:

fartgallery:

starbucks barista: ive got a caffe mocha for… “russian spy”?

everybody: [remains seated and eyes each other suspiciously]

barista [throwing his CIA badge at the floor in defeat]: dammit i thought for sure that would work

Memes that are funny in 2018 and 1958

peoplegettingreallymadatfood:

rosalindfranklinsnotes:

you know that kid that had macaroni and cheese being stirred on the stove and he turned to his Mother™ and said “that’s what good pussy sounds like”

does anyone know if he lived

(Source: mitski-miyawakis)

halox2:

white friend: hey look at this new guy i’m talking to!! :) isn’t he cute??? 

me: ……………… yes! I, am so happy for you.

(Source: blonded004)

arianagrandes:

everyone: damn, it sucks that summer is ending

me:

(Source: arianagrandes)

pukicho:

Whenever I next collapse is purely up to the gods

(Source: wormvenom)

(Source: depsidase)

avvocarlo:

avvocarlo:

gonna time travel back to the middle ages so I can have some fun eating wormy gruel and hopefully top off the entire experience by getting stabbed in the stomach over a dispute about a couple of coins

sounds dope

(Source: millennial-review)